SurgeStix are created to look like cigarettes (and take the place of cigarettes), but that's where the similarities end. For now.
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Each "puff" will suck roughly 18mg of caffeine into your lungs (and right into your bloodstream!) With about 10 "tokes" per SurgeStix, you'll get 180mg of caffeine in just a few breaths. That's more caffeine than a really strong cup of coffee just by breathing.
Dommage que ce soit un april fools day...
Technocrati: someking, fake, fun, caffeine
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I've tried the translation in French. Amazing !
True, the 'Chaque « souffle » sucera rudement' is nice, as the 'Lyon le dessus du sexe-font des emplettes', or the 'Jour d'imbéciles du soit un avril de la CE de que de Dommage…', as well as the 'Liens à ce poteau'...
Thanks for pointing it out ;D
Hope you've read "Sky My Husband ! - Guide of the running english" written by Jean-Loup Chiflet (available on fnac.com). It's hilarious.
No, but I did skim through 'Sky mr allgood' from the same author when it got out (oh man, I was only 14 back then!), that's the price to pay when your mothers an english teacher ;D
ça m'aurait pas mal servi, moi qui ne fume pas, mais qui en a furieusement envie...
mon cimetierre de stylos bic peut en témoigner.
hmmm du bon plastique ;D
Ca m'aurait évité d'accumuler des cadavres de pot de café soluble dans le bureau... et les pauses toilettes qui en résultent...
Amis de la poésie..
bah! café soluble pas bien!
le plastique c'est fantastique et le caoutchouc, super doux.
PS: Govou était au subway, terreaux, y a 15 minutes.
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